The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling > 자유게시판

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night porn by a woman in a nearby room screeching so crot loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next crot morning, porn memek she rolled her porn eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', crot bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all memek men dread - the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In memek other words, memek you can't memek measure passion in terms of decibels: porn porn there's sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. memek And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan memek than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The memek Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they bokeh could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to memek encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying bokeh this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move crot on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman bokep from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing. porn '

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In crot their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were crot fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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